| “I went to see a band play. The lead singer got on the microphone, and he said How many of you people feel like human beings tonight? Then he said How many of you feel like animals? And everyone cheered after the animals part. But the thing is, I cheered after the human being part because I did not know that there was a second part to the question.” | |
-Mitch Hedberg  |
Sunday, June 5, 2011
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